Tide executives may need to call police after reading “happy customer’s” revealing letter

Tide executives didn’t quite know what to make about this letter from a happy customer.

We sure hope she was joking!

Dear Tide,

I just wanted to write a quick review to say how pleased I am with your product. It is absolutely stellar!

I’m in my fifties now and have used Tide my entire married life. In fact, a few weeks ago, I accidentally spilled a glass of red wine on a new white blouse that my husband had given me. He was not happy with me and began screaming, telling me how expensive the blouse was and how s tupid I was to have spilled the wine all over it.

The conversation escalated, got a little heated, and I ended up with a bit of his blood on my blouse in addition to the wine. So, I turned to my trusty Tide, popped my blouse in the wash, and like usual, all of the stains came out!

A police officer came over to my house a couple of days after the incident, and again to my contentment, he informed me that all of the DNA tests on my blouse came back negative, yay! Later in the day, my lawyer called and said I was off the hook concerning the disappearance of my husband.

Phew! Living with menopause is bad enough without being a suspect in a trial! So, thanks again from a very satisfied customer.

Got to run, time to write to the Hefty bag people!

Nothing quite like a little dark humor!

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