Joke #1: The $800 Shower Surprise A woman was stepping out of the shower when the doorbell rang. Her husband was about to shower, so she quickly wrapped herself in a towel and answered the door.
It was Bob, their neighbor. Without hesitation, Bob said, “I’ll give you $800 to drop the towel.” After a brief pause, the woman figured $800 was worth it. She dropped the towel, collected the cash, and closed the door…..