Elon Musk Files $60 Million Suit Against Whoopi and The View: “They Never Stop Lying About Me”

Elon Musk has had enough of Whoopi Goldberg’s nonsense. Ever since he decided to buy Twitter, she’s been on a crusade to turn him into a monster in the public eye.

“It’s very degrading,” Musk said, “I’m over here trying to reinstate free speech in America, singlehandedly, and there she is calling me names.”

Musk says he doesn’t have to endure that kind of abuse from Whoopi or anyone. “I have enough money to sue the entire planet. I’ll just focus my efforts and make them pay.”

ABC says “The View” is an editorial show and that the network clearly adds a disclaimer that the views therein are those of the hosts. “That doesn’t give them the right to lie,” says legal expert Alan Dershowitz, “and Musk is gonna clean up.”

Unfortunately, Dershowitz lost his reputation among normal people when he joined team “Lolita Express,” but that doesn’t mean he’s wrong. It simply means he may have things in his life he wishes to cover up for the time being.

Musk says he doubts the suit will land him that kind of cash but that he hopes for a settlement that “teaches those people a lesson.”

The View hasn’t returned our request for comment, as usual, citing the outstanding protection order and demanding we remain outside the 500-foot perimeter.

Which begs the question: What are they hiding, patriots? What are they hiding indeed. God Bless America.

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