Bill wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
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He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
Bill looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless, clean.
So’s the rest of the house.
As he takes the aspirin, he sees a note on the table that says, “Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. I love you.”
So he proceeds to the kitchen, where he finds a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His kid is also eating at the table.
“Son, what happened last night?” Bill inquiries.
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“Well, you came home after 3 a.m., drunk and delirious,” his son remarks.
You shattered some furniture, puked in the corridor, and got a black eye when you stumbled into the door.”
“So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?” Bill wonders.
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His son replies, “Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off you said, “Lady, leave me alone, I’m married’!”