The New Manager Addressed All The Seniors.

On her first day at the senior complex,
the new manager addressed all the seniors pointing out some of her rules:

“The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males and the male dormitory for the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.”
She continued, “Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?”

At this point, an older gentleman stood up in the crowd and inquired:
“How much for a season pass?”

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