Publix Drops Ben and Jerry’s “For the Good of Our Kids”

Ben and Jerry’s decided to join the Woke Train to Nowhere, and it has officially cost them big.

Publix CEO Joe Barron released a memo stating that the company, which is employee-owned and very family oriented, will no longer carry Ben and Jerry’s Ice cream products.

“They’ve engaged in a culture war, unfortunately, which is an inherently adult ideology,” said Barron, “but they sell…ice cream. Until we find a way to keep children away from ice cream, our stores won’t carry the brand.”

There are several other chains considering dropping Vermont’s most famous dessert, including Aldi, Food Lion, and Kroeger.

“We’re not really sure what their issue is,” said Ben, “all we did is stop advertising on Twitter. We haven’t added any satanic imagery to our products or anything, so…”

Barron responded that it’s the principle that matters. “If they don’t think it’s wrong to pander to groomers, that’s on them. Personally, I value free speech, as I know our employees do as well.”

The whole thing seems extremely unnecessary, but in the end, “go woke go broke” for the win. While the boycotts are doing little to nothing in the real world, Conservaturdia sure does believe it’s all crumbling to the ground. God Bless America.8

Related Posts

Another Catastrophic Flood Just Hit America — Entire Homes Washed Away in Minutes

Ruidoso, New Mexico, is currently experiencing a sudden and potentially fatal flash flood emergency after rivers surged an unthinkable 20 feet in just 30 minutes. Emergency personnel…

My SIL Invited Us to a Fancy Anniversary Dinner and Then

Yesterday marked Amanda and Jeff’s fifteenth wedding anniversary, and with her usual flair, Amanda sent a message dripping with cheer: “Sabine! We’d love for you, David, and…

Mom Gets 77 Stitches in Arm After She Ignores a ‘Normal’ Mole

Jane Murray, 46, says she ignored a mole on her arm that looked normal, and only sought medical care when a nurse friend shared her concerns The…

BREAKING NEWS: Catastroph!c Earthquake Devastates Central …see more

In the image captured from the scene, debris litters the street below a red-brick residential tower that has suffered catastrophic structural failure. Balconies have collapsed, air conditioning…

He was in his cell, waiting to be executed, and he asked as a last…See more

In the United States, at least 79 minors under the age of 14 are serving life sentences without the possibility of parole—a harsh reality that has sparked…

The Surprising Meaning Behind Wearing a Ring on Your Thumb

Rings have always held meaning beyond decoration. Across history and cultures, they’ve symbolized everything from love and loyalty to power and spiritual beliefs. While most people recognize…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *