Three men are using the bathroom, but watch how the cowboy reacts to the other two

In the men’s bathroom, an accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal.

The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands, clear up to his elbows. He used 10 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented, “I graduated from the University of Michigan and they taught us to be clean.”

The lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented, “I graduated from the University of California and they taught us to be environmentally conscious.”

The cowboy zipped up and as he was walking out the door said, “I graduated from Texas Tech University and they taught us not to piss on our hands.”

Related Posts

ellen-degeneres-776x570-1-min-768x564-1-1-1

Ellen DeGeneres Reveals Incredibly Painful Symptom She Experienced: ‘I Had No Idea’

Ellen DeGeneres, a popular television personality and comedian, recently opened up about a painful health condition that she experienced. In an interview with Health magazine, she revealed…

2466889813491697015

Parents show the upside of having kids with Down Syndrome by sharing incredibly beautiful photos of their twins

Being different means being unique, and parents Julie and Dan McConnel know how to accept and cherish uniqueness in a way that steals hearts around the world….

2023.04.27-05.04-wowbro-644aab367446c1

Little boy held a salute for an hour, when someone very special joins him

In June of 2014, an 11-year-old boy traveled to Normandy, France in honor of the seventieth anniversary of D-Day. While there, he launched a project called “Project…

2018.09.11-03.37-upliftingtoday-5b97e1573a0421

Old Classroom Assignment Found Tucked Inside Fallen Soldier’s Wallet

A teacher recently took to social media to recount a tragic story about a former student. The story has since gone viral, and it’s breaking the hearts…

3-2 (2)

A Young Man Named John Received A Parrot As A Gift.

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the…

108311

Kirk Cameron Quit Hollywood When He Found God — The Father of 6 At 52 Prays Every Day With Spouse of 30 Years

Kirk Cameron was born in Los Angeles, California, into a household that was not openly religious. He identified as an agnostic until, at the age of 17,…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *