Woke Peter Pan Reboot Has Worst Pre-sale In Disney History

Disney has decided once again to go woke with a live-action reboot of a classic movie. This time, they’re handing the role of Tinkerbell to a black girl just to satisfy some new requirement that 20 percent of all fictional characters must be minorities.

Just like with the past few times they tried wokeness, it bombed. The Little Mermaid lost $103 million in its opening weekend, months before the title was actually released. Peter Pan will likely go the same way.

Hopefully, with the new Board of Ethics Ron DeSantis created and ALLOD will certainly modify to suit the needs of the common tater, things like this will become part of a dark history we can all sweep under the rug and replace with a statue of someone that makes Democrats uncomfortable.

The new movie doesn’t stop with a black Tinkerbell, however. The alligator that takes Captain Hook’s hand is allegedly transgender and stops to ask him why his name was Captain Hook before he ate his digits. “Very little about the new story makes sense,” said someone associated with Tucker Carlson.

Why do we need snarky trans gators and minority mythical creatures? Because the woke left demands it. They can’t just let someone designed by a company built pretty heavily with racist undertones be what they were originally meant to be?

Shame on you, Disney, but God Bless America for responding appropriately.

Related Posts

ortrait sparks interest amid controversy

early six months into his second term, President Donald Trump has a new portrait posted to the White House website. White House officials posted an eight-second video…

Paddy’s Plane Misunderstanding!

A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Keep Calm And Oh Feck It Enjoy Some Craic Paddy ordered a whiskey. The stewardess asked the…

What You Should Do If You Discover Something Strange in Your Child’s Hair

Few things can make a parent’s heart race like finding something unusual in their child’s hair. Whether it’s a bump, a strange patch of skin, or something…

Lost No More? MH370’s Final Moments Have Been Found

In a shocking development that has shocked the aviation community, scientists have revealed a terrifying new discovery about Malaysia Flight 370 that promises to revolutionise our understanding…

I Caught My Daughter Talking to the Phone: ‘When Are You Coming Home, Daddy

When I heard my daughter whisper ‘when are you coming home, daddy?’ into our landline, my world shattered. My husband had been dead for 18 years—or so…

She went into labor, and you won’t believe what they took out of her wo…See More

“She Went Into Labor… And You Won’t Believe What They Took Out of Her Womb” It started like any ordinary labor story — a woman rushed to…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *