Jesus, Moses, and an Elderly Man Go Golfing Together

Moses, Jesus, and an elderly man all decided to go golfing one day.

Moses approached the tee and hit his ball, sending it flying across the fairway before it landed in the water trap.

Moses immediately parted the water and hit the ball onto the green.

Next, it was Jesus’ turn, and he hit the ball, sending it across the fairway before it landed in the water trap as well.

Jesus simply walked onto the water and hit the ball onto the green.

Finally, it was the elderly man’s turn, and he hit his ball sending it flying across the fairway towards the water trap.

Just before it fell into the water, however, a fish jumped up and grabbed the ball in it’s mouth.

As the fish fell back towards the water, an eagle swooped in out of nowhere and grabbed the fish in it’s claws.

The eagle tried to fly away, but as it was over the green, a lightning bolt flew out of the sky and hit the eagle.

This caused the bird to drop the fish, and when the fish hit the ground, the ball flew out of it’s mouth.

Once this happened, the ball rolled into the hole for a hole-in-one.

Seeing this, Jesus turned to the old man and said, “Dad, if you don’t quit playing like that, we’re not going to bring you next time.”

Related Posts

IMG_8804

PRAYERS FOR JIMMY CARTER!

In the quiet twilight of an extraordinary life, America’s oldest statesman, Jimmy Carter, has been enveloped in the serenity of hospice care for over a year, a…

al-roker-2-e1708564393881

-THE NEWS about Al Roker’s health has broken our souls

Al Roker, the beloved weatherman, has been missing from TV due to a severe health scare involving blood clots in his thigh that moved to his lungs,…

422681906_122116075622201005_8993255830418360896_n-517x470

Prince William speaks out for the 1st time on his wife & dad’s health issues

The British royals seem to be having a lot on their plate recently. This last month had been a hectic one, with Kate Middleton undergoing an abdominal…

IMG_1002

Michael J. Fox on Staying Positive After Terrible Loss: ‘She’d Never Add Up the Losses’

Beloved actor Michael J. Fox has endured a tragic battle with Parkinson’s disease since his 1991 diagnosis. In 1998, he courageously revealed his condition, becoming a powerful…

IMG_0938

Hollywood Heartthrob Alec Musser Dead at 50

Musser was just 50 years old and set to marry his longtime partner, Paige Press. Paige took to her Instagram Story to announce the news of Messer’s…

IMG_0903

DIED TODAY AT 76

Today, we lost Bob Edwards, a guiding light in journalism. His voice, a comforting presence in our lives, leaves behind a silence filled with memories. Bob’s legacy…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *