If you’ve ever worked in retail or food service, you know what she went through. This is too funnyy!
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less thann a daaayy.
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. I said pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome to Walmart. Nice children you have there. Are they twinss?’
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one is 9, and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupiid?“
So I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, ma’am. I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good daay and thank you for shopping att Walmartt.”
My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.
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